Back to school for absolute beginners.
Yeap, yeap, yeap it is that time of the year again, brace your self for the how was your holiday slash what did you do for your holiday questions. To be honest, I'd rather talk about the weather than rumage through my brain searching for all the fun, wonderful, exciting and money draining activities I got up to during the freaking holidays. Which by the way was a lot. To be completely honest, which I clearly wasn't in my previous paragraph, i'd rather not talk about the weather and just skip right to wishing everyone a merry christmas. Yeap, you heard me right, merry Christmas to all you kind and unkind folks out there. Don't you dare say I never do any thing nice for y'all... Do I sound like a grumpy old goat? Well, maybe I am and maybe I am. The thing is, I find the how was your holiday questions extremely boriiiiiing. If you want to tell me all about the wonderfull and exciting things you and your amaaaaaaaazballs family got up to during your holidays...